Nothing from nowhere I'm no-one at all.
tyleroakley:





-And none for Gretchen Wieners..

tyleroakley:

-And none for Gretchen Wieners..

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calmdowncalmdown:

Same shit, different decade. 

calmdowncalmdown:

Same shit, different decade. 

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weasleysweaters:

If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.

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avengerpickuplines:

I have a powerful weapon made from the hardest material on earth.
I also have this shield.

avengerpickuplines:

I have a powerful weapon made from the hardest material on earth.

I also have this shield.

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areyoutryingtodeduceme:

YOU GUYS NEARLY 11,000 OF YOU PUT UP WITH ME ON A DAILY BASIS. You guys listen to more of my crap than my own boyfriend generally does. That deserves rewarding. So this is an extra SPECIAL tea give away, and there will be THREE winners. Oh my god. Want a chance to become one of those lucky three people? Read on and follow directions.

THE PRIZES:

  • First Place Prize: A set of all seven Sherlock Shipper tea blends [Sherlock/Moriarty, Sherlock/Irene, Moriarty/Moran, Mycroft/Lestrade, Lestrade/John, Lestrade/Molly, Molly/Moriarty]
  • Second Place Prize: A set of all four* Avengers Teas [Thor, Loki, Steve Rogers, and Coulson *and possibly also Tony Stark if I make a tea for him soon]
  • Third Place Prize: A set of all three Doctor Who Teas [The TARDIS, Amy Pond, and Rory]
  • IN ADDITION TO THE ABOVE PRIZE PACKS: Each winner will get ONE blend specially created for them. It can be a character or ship or show or book or whatever that I haven’t done that they’d like me to do. It can even be a blend made based on THEM. Whatever the winners would like. They each get to request one, and they will receive it with their other teas.

I MIGHT ADD TO THESE PRIZES. If this gets reblogged like, a lot, or something, I might lose my head and also send the winners mugs to go with their tea. Or a book. WE’LL SEE.

THE RULES: 

  • Anyone ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD can enter EXCEPT AUSTRALIA AND NEW ZEALAND!! I am SUPER sorry for my followers down under because not only do you have to put up with terrifying wild life, you can’t even allow tea to be imported to help comfort you. Sorry, there’s like, crazy laws and stuff.
  • You do not have to be following me to win, but it might be helpful to keep track of updates or changes (if any). Plus I plan to make some blends for other fandoms in the future, so if tea is your thing, it might not be a bad idea?
  • Only two reblogs a day allowed.I did not realize how often people would reblog my last big give away soooo I’m going to enforce this LOL. You can reblog on as many days as you’d like, but yeah, only 2 reblogs a day please. I’ll be checking.
  • LIKES DON’T COUNT. Sorry! You have to reblog!
  • The give away will end and I will choose the winners on FRIDAY JUNE 1STI’ll probably do the drawing late at night on that day, so I’m going to say I’ll stop counting reblogs at 10 p.m. EST. Winners may not be announced until the next day or so, just to be aware!
  • Here’s how the winners will be selected: Just like all of my other give aways, I’ll compile a spreadsheet or numbered list of all of the reblogs, and I’ll use the number generator on random.org to chose a number and find the corresponding username on the list. The first number I draw will win the first place prize (or, if they are more into Avengers or Doctor Who, they may chose one of the other prizes). Second number I draw will win the second place prize (or a choice between whatever two packs remain), and the third number drawn will receive the last prize!

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fancykraken:

FancyKraken’s super awesome, magical, Avenger-filled Giveaway!

I have some buttons left over from my school project, so why not do a giveaway for all my awesome tumblr friends (and strangers)!

GIMME GIMME GIMME:

If you win you will receive all 12 buttons pictured above! Yay! Each button is 2.5 cm (1 inch) wide and perfect for pinning on almost anything (except maybe your cat). The buttons you receive may not be 100% the exact same as picture above due to different printers and inks, but all the images and quotes are the same.

Rules:

  • You can reblog up to three times; I want everyone to have a fair chance at winning. Likes count as well, so you can have a total of four entries. If I see you’ve reblogged more than three times I’ll take your name out of the giveaway.
  • You don’t have to follow me, but I’m always happy to meet new people on tumblr with the same interests as me  (currently everything is Avengers and Tom Hiddleston and nothing hurts) .
  • I will ship internationally .
  • This giveaway ends on the 3rd of June.
  • I will choose the winners using a random name generator.
  • I will announce the winner on here and also contact you privately (please make sure your ask box is enabled).

GOOD LUCK!

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

x0stuff:
thats just ambiguous enough to write on every true/false question

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

x0stuff:

thats just ambiguous enough to write on every true/false question

(Source: 1point6one8)

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weaponizedwit:

I am burdened with glorious purpose.

  • To say thank you to my followers and to celebrate The Avengers’ success, I have decided to do a giveaway.

This is my bargain.

  • ONE medium sized box (approx 11” x 8.5” x 5.5”) full of Avengers/Marvel toys and merchandise.

How desperate are you?

  • You can reblog this post a MAXIMUM of THREE times. Likes also count.
  • Following me does not increase your chances of winning, so please don’t feel compelled to do so unless you just really enjoy an insane amount of Tom Hiddleston all over your dash.
  • Yes, I will ship anywhere in the world.
  • Please make sure your ask box is open so I can contact you if you win. I would hate to have to choose someone else.

Stalling won’t change anything.

  • You have ONE WEEK from today. The giveaway ends Saturday, 26 May

In the end, it will be every man for himself…good luck.

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